Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.

Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Magic Crystals Found: 21
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8552
Star Shards Collected: 82 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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