Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.

Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 491
Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Players Killed by Monsters: 1317 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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