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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 474 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4306 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Potions Brewed: | 191 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
New Chunks Explored: | 477346 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?