Jerk Off Minecraft Server

Decision making, Dilemma, inner conflict, inner debate, Jerk, jerk off, Masturbation, Minecraft, personal choice, Release, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-control, Server, sexual desire, sexual release, solo play, temptation, urge

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1236
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only question you’ll be asking yourself is whether to mine for diamonds or jerk off in a virtual world. But fear not, because on this server, you can do both at the same time!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a banana suit. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your pixelated gardens.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6432
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Towns Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	159	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchantments Applied:	231
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Towns Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	New Chunks Explored:	383901
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Towns Built:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	153	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1378	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8423
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Items Found:	6317

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Dimension Hops:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	4407
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Farms Harvested:	727	Falling into the Void:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	803684	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Emeralds Found:	4695	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Dimension Hops:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ores Mined:	8446
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	225
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net