JealousyChokeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

DataMineCraft

cars, consumer protection, data collection, data harvesting, data privacy awareness, data privacy concerns, data privacy issues, data privacy laws, data privacy protection, data privacy regulations, data privacy rights, data security, data selling, data usage, DataMineCraft, digital privacy, personal information, PHONES, privacy, Technology, tvs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

GasCraftEU FineBlock

compliance, due diligence law, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, EU, Europe, FineBlock, fines, gas supplies, GasCraftEU, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, Natural Gas, qatar, sanctions, supply chain, Trade

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6048
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!

VoltaicMC

Community Builds, custom models, Discord, Greylist, imgur, java, Minecraft, new biomes, Player Base, player events, Safe, server address, Server Website, smp, Survival, trade economy, trustworthy, Version, Voicechat, VoltaicMC, worldwide

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Info
Version	1.21.4
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?
A 1.21.4 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks
Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic
100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players
Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the server address: play.voltaicmc.com

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join.

Q: Can I explore the server before applying for membership?

A: Yes, the server has a Greylist feature that allows you to login and look around before applying for membership.

Q: Are griefing, stealing, and insults allowed on the server?

A: No, mutual respect of fellow players is expected, and griefing, stealing, and insults are not allowed.

Q: What is the custom resource pack used on the server?

A: The server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, but it does not override your own resource pack if you have one.

Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

1.20.6, american culture, arrest, CHARGE, consequences, criminal justice, criminal record, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal trouble, Mania, mugshot, mugshot publication, Muricans, personal responsibility, public shame, reputation, social media backlash

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

blobby, chestnuts, chestnutters, christmas eve, Christmas nuts, CHUBBY, chubby characters, chubby furs, Edition, fetishy, Furry, furry community, Furs, Gay, Gay Furry, gchub, hyperfat, IRL images, male characters, mfat, Minecraft, nuts, NUTTY, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

SibCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, adult siblings, emergency funds, Fairness, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial accountability, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial help, financial struggles, financial support, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, rent assistance, Repayment, Selfishness, Server, SibCraft, sibling relationships

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Zombie Dances:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ores Mined:	3830
Votes:	6949	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crops Grown:	7879

Are you tired of being the family ATM? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without worrying about financially irresponsible siblings asking for handouts. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to endless fun and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will trade you diamonds for your unwanted family heirlooms. So come join us and leave your financial woes behind!

BroGfNoThxLivingHere

Boundaries, BroGfNoThxLivingHere, brothers girlfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family dynamics, Frustration, household chores, household harmony, Housekeeping, hygiene, living arrangements, living situation, mutual respect, noise disturbance, personal space, pet behavior, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of living with a messy brother and his lazy girlfriend! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course). No more paper-thin walls and awkward encounters, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!

CozyCreeper SMP

blooming flowers, calming music, childhood memories, comfort, Cozy, CozyCreeper, crackling fireplace, Familiar, favorite book, fresh baked cookies, gentle rain, homey, nature sounds, Nostalgia, Peaceful, Relaxation, smp, soft blankets, soothing, Tranquility, warmth

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where diamonds fall from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyChristmasWish

celebration, christmas, CraftyChristmasWish, decorations, dreams, family, Festive, gift, Gratitude, Happiness, holiday, Hope, joy, Kindness, love, miracles, Peace, Presents, Santa Claus, Season, Tree, wish

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Villages Defended:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you dreaming of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your wildest Christmas wishes come true!

Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.

But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.

So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?

Open Chronicles Roleplay

{Crafting & Items}, Applications, backstory, character creation, Chronicles, Cooking, discord server, Farming, Furniture, getting started, ideas, main page, models, Open, Personality, Races, Roleplay, Server Rules, Skills, Smithing, Staff, ticket, Verification

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	5055	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Join and tell your story.

This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…

Races

Race	Description
Elves
Humans
Scyrtans	An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands…
Thrumdier	An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range…
Yudh	Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands…
Zamin-Sada	Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk…

Mechanics

Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.

Join Now!

Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.

Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.

Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.

Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.

Play!

EmpireCraft 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, 100th LL showdown, Android, appstore, EmpireCraft, Hotfix 6.0.2, Ios, Old but Gold Titles, Omens of Destruction DLC, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Stuff1d6chan, Sunset Invasion Edition, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like a total war but with blocks and creepers? It’s like Sunset Invasion Edition but with more chaos and explosions. Join now for the 100th LL showdown where you can battle it out with other players in epic warhammer style battles.

We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.

And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?

This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Roman Empire Minecraft SMP

charlotte flair, Cody Rhodes, Dominik Mysterio, Empire, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, professional wrestling, rematch central, repetitive booking, rey mysterio, rhea ripley, Román, Roman Reigns, Sami Zayn, smp, Sports Entertainment, Wrestlemania 41, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling rivalries, wrestling storylines, wwe

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring matches on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Roman vs Cody in an epic wrestling showdown every week! Witness Sami vs Kevin in a never-ending rivalry that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t miss Charlotte vs Rhea in a battle for the ages that will leave you speechless. But that’s not all, we also have Rey vs Dominik in a father-son feud that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft SMPs. Wrestlemania 41 on our server is not just a rematch central, it’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you coming back for more. So join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

LoungeWearUpgrade

advice, athletic shorts, baseball team, boxers, brother, college, college stress, community college, dorm life, family, Friends, loungewear, LoungeWearUpgrade, PAJAMAS, peer pressure, Protective, sibling dynamics, socializing, teasing, underwear, university transfer

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who prefer to game in their tighty-whities!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.

Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!

DisturbedPixel – Minecraft SMP

creepy, dark web, digital shockwaves, DisturbedPixel, Disturbing, disturbing images, disturbing stories, disturbing videos, disturbing websites, graphic content, HORRIFYING, internet, internet horrors, internet trauma, messed up, Minecraft, ONLINE, online atrocities, online horror, online nightmares, Shocking.., smp, violent

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy sh*t I saw on this Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a whole new level of insanity! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO!” And then they landed in a pool of lava and somehow survived! It was wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!

And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!

Players:	103/100	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1156	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2