JD’s L Minecraft Server

Backlash, Campaign, Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, cost, Defeat, election, flee, harris, JD Vance, JDs, l.., Minecraft, Politics, prediction, REPUBLICAN, Server, social media, trump, tweet, WIN, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about real-world drama? Look no further than our server where Harris wins every time! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of politics and dive into a world where Harris is the ultimate champion. Plus, rumor has it that women flock to this server because of Harris’s irresistible charm – you won’t want to miss out on all the fun! Join now and let the hilarity ensue as we embark on crazy adventures in a world where Harris reigns supreme.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	8943	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Towns Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Star Shards Collected:	74	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	66	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.