Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Alien Abductions: 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Crops Grown: 5882 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Servers

  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ores Mined: 7134
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 281
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 197
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7359 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Towns Built: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 361

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Falling into the Void: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9162

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 119 Falling into the Void: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 344
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ores Mined: 4803
    Farms Harvested: 944 Potions Brewed: 121
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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