Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Divine Spears Created: 30 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 440 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Endless Night Skies: 4 Runes Activated: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 477
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 2025
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Zombie Dances: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Crops Grown: 9222 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1720 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 755668 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4045 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1712 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Farms Harvested: 416
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 21 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Ores Mined: 3173 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 173
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 369
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Gods Slained: 0 Enchantments Applied: 267
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 New Chunks Explored: 792507
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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