so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Enchantments Applied: 154 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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