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DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Votes:	449	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4230
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	5883	Farms Harvested:	981
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mines Excavated:	3996
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Votes:	2875
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	207
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	604620
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	147
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Farms Harvested:	916
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2312
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	9177
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	345
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3465	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	6208	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Runes Activated:	0