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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6766 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Emeralds Found: | 3658 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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