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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2269 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4312 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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