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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7535 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 19 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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