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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4661 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 266 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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