Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most banana-filled server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical banana sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. And if you don’t join? Well, let’s just say you’ll be missing out on the most outrageous, banana-tastic adventure of your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and suck my banan!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
Emeralds Found: 625 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!

    Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero famous mathematicians but 52% of the players are women! Why join? Well, because our server is like a math class gone wild – equations flying everywhere, mobs solving for x, and creepers trying to calculate the square root of boom!

    But don’t worry, our female players are here to show those numbers who’s boss. They’ll build the most epic structures, mine the rarest ores, and slay dragons with their mathematical prowess. Who needs famous mathematicians when you have a squad of badass gamers who can calculate the trajectory of a TNT blast in their sleep?

    So come join us on our server and be part of a gaming community where women rule and numbers drool. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret formula for infinite diamonds! (Hint: it involves a lot of mining and a little bit of luck)

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server

    Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3489 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Tears

    Crafty Tears
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Animals Bred: 42 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

    AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!
    Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocky Coomer’s Craze

    Blocky Coomer’s Craze

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

    Reasons to join:

    • Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
    • Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
    • Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

    Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

    DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!
    Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

    AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise
    Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

    Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

    But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

    So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ores Mined: 9916 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

    God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

    Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Chimeras Created: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

    OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

    Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • 2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

    2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

    Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

    Reasons to join our server:

    Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 4282
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

    Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6416 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

    RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and dive into a world where cockroaches ride rats like horses, spiders the size of houses lurk in the shadows, and bats fly around dropping loot like it’s nobody’s business.

    Join us and explore a land where snakes build skyscrapers, centipedes run the economy, and you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll encounter next.

    Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant spider trying to eat you).

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

    GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of ironic Gura fans who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of Gura to creating underwater cities in her honor, the possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find unironic fans who not only excuse Gura’s behavior, but celebrate it with wild parties and events. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so exciting?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Gura fan to lead the charge in our epic adventures!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Dimension Hops: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 66
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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