It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PixelatedNightmares

    PixelatedNightmares
    Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6370 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

    CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

    Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

    Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

    So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Farms Harvested: 164
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 7158
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Cake Party Time!

    Cake Party Time!
    come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Eternity BCG

    Eternity BCG

    Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Cuz We Did SMP

    Cuz We Did SMP

    Very Fun Survival Server For Bedrock & Java Edition.

    A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Zombie Dances: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
    • Currency
    • Vehicles
    • Over one hundred meals to cook
    • Over one hundred décor items
    • and much more!
    Character Building!
    • Create your character and tell their story!
    • Make a new character every season if you wish!
    Seasons!
    • New Season every 3 months!
    • Economy reset every season!
    • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
    • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
    • Be a criminal!
    • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
    • Become the best journalist!
    • Compete with other restaurants!
    • Be an adventurer!
    • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Crops Grown: 8528
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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