””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Love Letters Sent:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Magic Items Found:	2292	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.