””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crops Grown:	5738

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	373

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	273	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5294
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Emeralds Found:	9419
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mines Excavated:	2729	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3299	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8844

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.