””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	4651
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Animals Bred:	122	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	6683	Players Killed by Monsters:	2683
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Farms Harvested:	465
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	314578	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Buildings Constructed:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ores Mined:	9527	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	195
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2140
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3131	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7913	Endless Night Skies:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	539
Dragon Eggs Found:	8560	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!