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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 537 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Votes: | 5025 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!