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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Enchantments Applied:	109	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Buildings Constructed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Farms Harvested:	140	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Void Gems Collected:	25	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1121

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5411	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Towns Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	150	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Items Found:	4567	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Magic Items Found:	8622
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	357
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	7594	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9377	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Star Shards Collected:	165	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Divine Spears Created:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net