Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5474
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	202
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5342
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	23

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Animals Bred:	100	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mines Excavated:	2283
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	4412
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5278
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	8477
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	91
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net