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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	6366	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8406
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4511	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Ores Mined:	7434
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Emeralds Found:	4375	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Towns Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	136
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
New Chunks Explored:	510634	Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	276	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ores Mined:	3433
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net