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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crops Grown:	5174
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	7363
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	354519	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Buildings Constructed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1344
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7134	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9326	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Animals Bred:	149	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magic Items Found:	8085
Meteorites Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Votes:	4737
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Villages Defended:	20

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	130
Crops Grown:	6756	Zombie Dances:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Void Gems Collected:	33	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com