Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Enchantments Applied:	145	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ores Mined:	8956

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Zombie Dances:	0

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Items Found:	7626	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8929	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mines Excavated:	1591	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4015	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6143
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3152
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Votes:	7506

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	298	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Zombie Dances:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mines Excavated:	4245
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Enchantments Applied:	98
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	4975
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com