Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	9720
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crops Grown:	7067	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	48914	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Votes:	4941	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5599	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	249	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crops Grown:	1344	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dragons Tamed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ores Mined:	7929	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4820	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Divine Spears Created:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mines Excavated:	1636
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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