Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	666
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Towns Built:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9359
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mines Excavated:	2038
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Animals Bred:	28

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Votes:	7556	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4056
Dragon Eggs Found:	4173	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net