Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	606
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326

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Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dimension Hops:	4
Crops Grown:	5408	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3822	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Votes:	423
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2824	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Animals Bred:	147
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	247	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	161	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	4884	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Votes:	7942
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ores Mined:	9498	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3151	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com