Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Votes:	7587
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

Minecraft Middle Earth

Creative

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	7076
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Animals Bred:	56	Dragon Eggs Found:	5503
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

A community dedicated to building the world of Middle-Earth. It features build projects where everyone can join and compete to show off their building skills. The server is heavily focused on building. Weekly events called Themed Builds are being held, these focus on a particular style or theme.

build.mcmiddleearth.com

ShireCraft

Creative

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Hello and Welcome to The ShireCraft thread!

We want to give you an idea of what to expect by picking us as your server to play on, but we do not want to enlighten you with nearly all of the information!

To begin, we are a semi-creative freebuilding server. What this means is, you start in survival, and earn creative upon reaching the specified rank. Freebuilding means, we don’t have those god awful plotme worlds. We love the environment, and believe buildings look better in a natural environment, not shoved in a 40×40 plot, on flat land, right next to a building that doesn’t compliment yours.

To give you a bit more, if you achieve the rank to build in the world freely, if you prove your build is good, and is well-developed, you can get your own /warp and that becomes your OWN region!

We also, want to emphasize that we are a very closely-knit community. We are smaller, and thus, we are a lot more like family than members. We have a grand time talking among one another whilst building until our hearts content.

play.shirecraft.us

ElderCraft | Reallife | Mittelalter

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Through mining, profession and trade you increase your wealth and work your way up – you decide for yourself in which direction. Sell land in your own city, trade profitably with all kinds of goods or discover your own way to fill your thaler bag. But the first hurdle will be your own property, because you don’t get that for free with us.

Medieval and rural buildings must be built in the DIRECT area of the spawn. In the wider area, i.e. in other cities, the architectural style can be freely chosen. Creativity should not be put at a stop. That’s the point of Minecraft, after all.

However, we offer MUCH more than our real-life server… Variety is very important to us. SkyBlock, CreativeMap, self-programmed game plugins (over 20 games in total) such as a shooter that you play with friends against monsters. TowerDefense 2 was built exclusively for us.

Get to know an interesting community with strict rules implementation and still lots of fun!

mc.eldercraft.de

Deathlands

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Deathlands is an extremely hostile server where mobs spawn frequently and good gear isn’t common. Join this server, and fight against players and mobs alike as you ascend in this ultimate revision of Minecraft survival!

deathlands.mcserver.ws

EnderCraftNetwork Open and New

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Potions Brewed:	132	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

We need helpers for now and soon we might get youtubers so join now for awesomeness open is survival and creative

sithalive.no-ip.biz

ZetaCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

We are a server that you need to build and collect supplies to survive. Play with your friends to be the top players on the server, and go to the deepest tunnels mining at night to increase your skills. It may be a big adventure but there is nothing that can get in your way… Until now…. Fight players of all types from the youngest of Artisans, to the highest of the Pharoahs. Nothing can change your adventure because this is your own world…

play.zetacraft.net

Presidential Raids

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Animals Bred:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

We’re an up and growing factions server! Keeping it simple, not a bunch of plugins to cloud that real feel of minecraft, PvP, raiding all that good stuff. Most of all, cool people to talk, fight, ally with!

I’m not the server owner, I’m just trying to get more people.

23.94.150.75

Yggdrasil – The universe of Lindegaard

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Yggdrasil is a Survival Server with a taste of Nordic Mythology. Yggdrasil is the name of the world tree connecting the 9 worlds. Asgaard (Survival) is the first world. Explorer Asgaard and find the way to Midgaard (Creative), Alfheim (aSkyBlock), Helheim (Nether) or Muspellheim (Plot world).

mc.lindegaard.one

CocoCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Votes:	6700
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to Cococraft, a friendly Minecraft community!

We are a free, dedicated 24/7 non-whitelisted server that accepts anyone under the terms that you follow our rules, and you have registered. Our main goal is to provide a fun and inviting server in which you will be proud to be a member of. Our server is filled with many kind and unique players. If you aren’t already a member of the community, we hope that it will interest you in being an addition to the growing community. In addition to that, we have a team of friendly staff who aim to keep your stay as fun and enjoyable as possible.

cococraft.nuclearfallout.net

Gage and ricky

Creative

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

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66.85.184.34

JustSurvival.net – Land Claim Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	4261	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Gods Slained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Fast Dedicated Server. Loaded with RAM Teamspeak3 Friendly! Mature

Make JustSurvival.net your Survival /home!.

Survival, its all we do!

Our Community is Friendly and well managed. We maintain a mature, minecraft focused public chat and active Staff and Moderators to assist should problems arise!

This Server offers a No Grief and No Raiding Survival Multiplayer Minecraft experience. Game Difficulty is set on Default.

claim.justsurvival.net

DCS

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Small Norwegian minecraft server, this is not one of the big popular ones with thousands of members who play daily. This is just a small server for you and some friends, where you can meet other small groups of friends. Or maybe you come all alone? Here it is simply about surviving and building a great home. Good grief protection that secures all blocks you set out. So that only you and your friends can touch them. Norwegian-speaking staff. We also include some extra worlds [PVP, creative og minigames] These are not of the same standard as the large servers

English Just a small norwegian server, new signs are normally written in English, but many things is still an will be written in norwegian. Use Google translate *hint hint*

Normally 24/7 but some downtime will happen Closed form 12. feb to 25. feb

dcs.sytes.net

Simple-Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

This is a small summary of simple-craft.de We offer you a lot of fun, Since you have up to 3 plots of land (150*150) available, you can there let your creativity run wild. We are not yet an old server and are looking for nice new players There is a lot to discover and we are always trying to make the server more interesting Here is a small list of everything we have installed on our server: Various mines, animal farm, mob farm, skyblock, plotme, chess, colormatch, jobs/ranks, clans, admin shop, lockette, freebuild and much more Events will take place regularly Just take a look and see for yourself what it all looks like We look forward to seeing you

simple-craft.de:25564

Hollyweed Minecraft

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	562114

The best Roleplay Server with proper plugins included for more cool gameplay, you can always give us a suggestion what you want and it will be put into the server 🙂

play.hollyweed-minecraft.com

Empire of Ordin

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	276
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5520

Welcome to Ordin! We offer a regular Towny server experience with a long living, close community of friends! Join us on or discord for some good times! 🙂

ordin.duckdns.org