Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Farms Harvested:	274	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	203	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

The Crafty Creeper – Anti Grief/Economy

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

The CraftyCreeper was originally known as Stargate-MV. This server is friendly for all ages – and has many features great for new players! We have a simple land protection system and we employ moderation tactics such as swear filters to keep the chat friendly.

We have a KitPVP server alongside our Survival, Minigames and Creative servers which makes PVPing fair. We currently have a wide variety of games on our MiniGames server including SurvivalGames.

Visit us at http://www.craftycreeper.com

play.craftycreeper.com

Resortcraft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9369	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Resortcraft – Welcome to the family. The Resortcraft Server Network offers a family friendly gameplay experience featuring a broad range of different game modes including Creative/Roleplay, Minigames and ThemeParks. With all of our loving cast members and some help from custom coded plugins, we can proudly say that we offer the SAFEST experience on minecraft. Join today at: hub.resortcraft.net Hub: /join Hub Creative/Roleplay: /join Creative Minigames: /join Arcade (The mini game servers can be accessed from here). Theme Parks and Attractions (such as our unique Dungeons Experience): /join Main (Please note: This server is on 1.7 only). We hope to see you soon!

hub.resortcraft.net

Owl Academy

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	4514
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
New Chunks Explored:	645564	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Owl Academy is a brand new server (opened on 9th January 2015), with a brand new world called Nocturne. In this world you can use magical powers, easy to make land protection, and an economy and shop system to enjoy Minecraft survival in a wonderful way.

The server is designed to have a friendly community to go with it – this is somewhere you can make friends! There’s no PVP except friendly duels in the arena, and there’s absolutely no griefing!

mc.owl.academy

OrganicNetwork

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ores Mined:	2125	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome Friends to OrganicPvP,

We are a very friendly server welcoming you to our community! We have great game types,custom plugins,staff member and builds!

If you don’t join our server you will be missing out MASSIVELY Join while you can on Play.organicpvp.net

We look forward to seeing you soon! good luck people

Our servers:

Factions

Play.organicpvp.net

SORB Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Buildings Constructed:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Runes Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

We are a Survival Pixelmon server meaning that you can catch pokemon as well as engage in your usual minecraft survival. We seek to provide what other servers fail to do: a fun pixelmon experience, approachable staff members who will help you when you need and a friendly community.

pixelmon.sorbmc.com:20789

B-Zone Minecraft Server

PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	82	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Hello everybody, Are you in searching of a Survival RPG Minecraft server, SkyBlocks, Mini-Games or Survival Games server with no lag, a serious and mature staff? The solution is B-Zone Minecraft Survival RPG Server! We are the biggest community in Romania! We have a lot of fun and event. We have a large number of plugins installend on the server like MCMOO, Business, Factions, etc. This is a PVP server with a very attractive PVP arena. RPG is introduced by mcMMO, Jobs and Factions, it helps you to interact with other players and make new friends to enjoy the best server together.

mc.b-zone.ro

Elementum

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423

Server IP: elementum.me Elementum is a one of a kind bending server that offers a friendly community, welcoming all to join. There are countless of fun activities to try out here at Elementum

Bending – Kingdoms – Mob Arena – Tournaments – Quests – McMMO – Creative – Slime Fun – SkyWars

Join our website to interact with our community http://www.elementum.me/

elementum.me

Gorillaz Craft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crops Grown:	8917
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

We are a server of mature players who enjoy playing survival Minecraft with no PvP and no griefing. We run only few plugins, one of which being Logblock to roll back griefing. Regular players get 3 /sethomes to navigate between builds.

We run 24/7, hosted in the USA. We use BuyCraft for donations, donations will be used to upgrade server specifications.

Head Staff:

Owner: Gorillaz3030 HeadAdmin: rocketpig3

Currently we are not looking for staff.

104.219.1.85

Truth

Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7996	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Get ready for a world like none other. Be prepared for a role-play experience like nothing else. Welcome to Truth. Here the options are truly endless. Join a city, make your own, explore the wild, forge an empire, destroy kingdoms, go from nothing to ruler of the world. Are you ready? Forge your character, live your present, write your future. All you must do is pick up the pen and the world will be yours.

Truth is given to those who deserve nothing less. Are you worthy? Are you prepared for the truth?

Welcome to Truth.

Truth.mcserver.us

Merchants and Marauders

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	261
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

We are a small, friendly community with a wide range of ages and playstyles. There is open wild land for marauders, purchasable towny land for the merchants, a challenging adventure map and a fun assortment of minigames including pvp arenas, ctf, spleef, anvil, races, sumotori for the casual minecrafter. Our goal is to be a welcoming, family friendly server with clean chat and competitive play. Feel free to drop by and say hello!

23.111.157.142:25665

BuildByLight

PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	New Chunks Explored:	825265
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magic Items Found:	6341	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

BuildByLight is a strictly survival server. We are small and consist of great community with great people. BBL is full of fun and that classic Minecraft experience that is loved so much. I hope you come and check us out!

buildbylight.mcserver.ws

Land Of The Crafters

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to Land Of The Crafter’s Minecraft Server. We like to offer players the survival aspect of Minecraft alongside a few enhancements made to improve your gaming. We offer: Towny Pure Survival (No creative involved with gameplay at all) Economy Auctions ChatGames Lottery ChestShop And MANY MORE! More features coming soon!

mc.landofthecrafters.com

SpikyBite

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Come and have fun with us! We are a network of MC servers that looks forward to assist you with the best aspects and bring you the best quality for all of you!

Characteristics: Factions KitPvP Skywars Skyblock Survival Creative ON Prison and much more! spread now!

SpikyBite.Net

RServer

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

The server itself is on 1.15.2, but you can join from 1.18.1 too!

Discord – https://rserver.co.uk/discord

mc.rserver.co.uk

Craft Monster

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	331	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

welcome to the best minecraft server forever! we are still in beta but working hard everyday to upgrade. we have mcmmo, towny, jobs, ma arena, ect. mcmmo is upgraded no nerfs, jobs lvl up slow but have no lvl cap so the more you work the richer you get. you can farm both mcmmo and jobs xp in ma arena without switching worlds. the world is giant so come try it out

craftmonster.serverminer.com