so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Potions Brewed: 173
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mines Excavated: 4718

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1202 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Potions Brewed: 166 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Ores Mined: 9930 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Crops Grown: 8441 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 306
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 242 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 189 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Emeralds Found: 2599 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 New Chunks Explored: 214338
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3422 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Crops Grown: 8322 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Farms Harvested: 120
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1364 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Zombie Dances: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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