so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Alien Abductions: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Villages Defended: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Emeralds Found: 8359

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 204 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Ores Mined: 6541

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Crops Grown: 5690 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 170
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Runes Activated: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 414 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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