so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Towns Built: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Runes Activated: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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