so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Towns Built: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Villages Defended: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Enchantments Applied: 275 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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