so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested: 254 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
Void Armor Forged: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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