Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to boogie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “fuck isis” schizo, who once defeated an army of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Join now and witness his insane antics firsthand!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 3754 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
Buildings Constructed: 50 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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