Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to boogie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “fuck isis” schizo, who once defeated an army of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Join now and witness his insane antics firsthand!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 213
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Divine Spears Created: 19 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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