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So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Emeralds Found:	1197	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PbtServers v3

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

– 24/7 server – Español – Custom Minigames – Survival Custom – Rewards for voting for the Server – Lobby with Mystery Boxes and Many Gadgets! – Much more…

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Quantic.wtf

1vs1, 4Fun, Bed wars, Bungeecord, Creative, Faction Survival, Multiplayer Survival, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars

Welcome to QUANTIC.WTFA cutting-edge Minecraft network available for all Java and Bedrock version!Explore an infinite world of adventure in Survival, have a blast with engaging Minigames, unleash your creativity in Creative mode, and challenge your friends in the frantic BedWars.Join us for an epic gaming experience, with smooth gameplay, a welcoming community, and exciting game modes.Step into Quantic.wtf and let your adventure begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MPKCraft Advanced Survival

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Tired of normal survival? Want more of a challenge? Join MPKCraft today for a more challenging survival server – nighttime, harder/more mobs, custom terrain, and great gameplay!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3974	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	797	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ButteryMC

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

The ButteryMC is the last best server in the world. In this server, there’s Enchanted Survival (This is an SMP with custom things added to vanilla). There’s also Minigames like Murder Mystery, 2048, Battle Ship, Tic Tac Toe, Skywars, and much more!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Daresmp

Multiplayer Survival

Server IP: 85.190.166.8

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Element SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Element Servers is a long term (3 years) rust community that is currently adding Minecraft to its ranks. We have hosted Minecraft for years but with the release of 1.20.1 decided to make it a public offering! Element SMP is a long term, Hard mode+ Vanilla++ Survival Multiplayer server. Play as a team, Play as a solo or just share your builds with others! In our experience with other servers, we have learned that in order to give players the best gameplay possible, community feedback is key to doing just this. This is why we employe discord to ensure every player has a say and is updated at every turn! While it is not required to play, it is encouraged!

The server was just fresh wiped on Sunday July 9th at 7pm CST and will not wipe again for the foreseeable future or unless a patch demands it. We have a 50 player cap to keep it personal and the server is on a dedicated host, hosted out of the Midwest, this means we offer some of the smoothest gameplay around!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2253	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Flash

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

It’s a NO RULES server, you can do anything on the server, the thing on the server is to make bases and play with your friends! THE version IS 1.14.4 ======================================================== It’s a server without rules, you can do anything on the server, the thing about the server is to make bases and play with your friends! The version is 1.14.4

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cubehaven

Adult, BUILD, Custom MiniGames, Land Claim, Landprotection, smp, Survival

We are a predominantly adult (18+) community who enjoy stories, lore, folktales, mythology, sci-fi and mini-games/events which we work into our builds, books and NPCS when we use them. If you are an adult Minecrafter, RPGer or Interactive Fiction enthusiast looking for a mature gaming community, you might find our style interesting.

Come visit us at cubehaven.mc.gg with your Java Client but apply first at http://minecraft.cianaodh.com/apply-for-minecraft-server/ .We began work on this new world in August of 2023 and are currently running PaperMC for version 1.20.1 but we use ViaVersion and ViaBackwards so any client should be able to join. We’ve been around as a community since about 2017 and have had other worlds which are archived and sometimes made accessible via multi-verse.

We might be old but we still have game.

Even though we’ve been around awhile, we still have much work to do on this world and are in the early stages on a lot of projects, so, some things are still very primitive. We work on it a bit every day and have big plans for the future. You’re welcome to come along for the ride if you wish.

Most of our players are either adults or the teenage offspring of our adult players. PLEASE BE 18 OR OLDER TO JOIN or 13 and older with a parent or guardian member who can vouch for you. All players must behave maturely to remain as our content is of a mature nature but not x rated by any means. We run in survival mode with hard difficulty level but enjoy a casual atmosphere and laid back community.

Our players like to build shopping districts, towns and nations. We encourage cooperative gameplay and interaction between the players. We do allow PvP outside of the build zones for those who prefer a little Anarchy but our main focus is on community, economy and storytelling to go along with our building projects.

Plugins for quality of life and to keep it interesting.

Our server runs several plugins for game enhancement including Mythic Mobs, Grief Prevention, McMMO and Citizens 2 NPCs among others. For a full list, please see our website at the link below. We have an application process to verify age and compatibility with our community which you will find on the website under the Apply tab.

Thank you in advance for any interest and feedback. I do want to be clear and concise in my ads so as to attract players who are a good fit for our playing style and us for theirs as well. See our website for more details:

http://minecraft.cianaodh.com/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AnarchyPifC

Anarchy, Survival

Hello there! Are you looking for an anarchy server, but you don’t wan’t to wait 7 hours to join? Well you’re in luck! Cause a brand new anarchy server just started! There are no rules! Hack, swear, grief, anything! -1.14.4 -Java -Hacks allowed

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NationCraft

Anarchy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

It all begins with a leader. Maybe you want to build an empire. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, Nation Craft is the all-encompassing Minecraft server where you can make your visions come to life.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Full sick mc

Crates, Jobs, Multiplayer Survival, Quests

Server IP: play.full-sick.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ng network craft

Kit PvP, smp, Survival

Server IP: de2.bot-hosting.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Un Server Sin Ley

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

A Lawless Server is a Minecraft server where only the best will succeed!

We have a Fortnite-like battle pass, missions, additional achievements and endless possibilities with the plots!

We also have a system of protections and cities, economy system, auctions and much more!

You can create your own team within the server along with other people with whom you can collaborate and talk with them through our discord (we will create a channel for you) or if you prefer you can try to join one of the teams created by other players. There is PvP in unprotected areas.

Es un survival similar a DeadWorld (DeadPlayers).

WARNING! Just because it’s lawless doesn’t mean you can use hacks!

Join the discord to see the tutorials and how everything works https://discord.gg/g9ksxxW

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Coldplay Network

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We hope to make a warm space for people to play together, that’s why Coldplay Network was created. Join our Discord and enjoy the game!

Currently we have the following gamemodes:

Planet – 1:1000 Earth SMP, you can build up your towns even cities here, but keep in mind that it has keep inventory disabled Creative Land – Towny server with special generators Block Games – includes skyblock and caveblock,

If you have any questions, feel free to ask our admins on our forum or Discord

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
New Chunks Explored:	988898	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Industrial mc

Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Quests, Towny

Geopolitical Earth Towny Server. Join a nation or create your own, establish yourself as a world power and dominate your region. Trade with other players and build the economy.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4165	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.