Instant Cure City

Advanced technology, APPOINTMENTS, canceling, city, colds, commitments, convenience, cure, efficiency, EXCUSE, future technology, futuristic, Headaches, health, Healthcare, innovation, INSTANT, instant cure, medical advancements, productivity, progress, Time management, wellness

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177

New Minecraft Servers

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Void Gems Collected:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7371
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6721	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8858
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crops Grown:	6749
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	145
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	58
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Divine Spears Created:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crops Grown:	9362	Dragon Eggs Found:	3950
Ores Mined:	1482	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Votes:	4037	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4099	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Villages Defended:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Votes:	6535	Void Gems Collected:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	6315	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!