Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
Star Shards Collected: 151 Mines Excavated: 4927
Invisible Walls Found: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Runes Activated: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Potions Brewed: 24 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 272 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 282
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Zombie Dances: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 164
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Runes Activated: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 2159

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magic Items Found: 3708
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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