Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Void Gems Collected: 15
Holy Grails Found: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Mines Excavated: 3653
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 6
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 109 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Farms Harvested: 407
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Magic Items Found: 7867
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Star Shards Collected: 139
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Magic Items Found: 1824
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 17

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Villages Defended: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Emeralds Found: 1444 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Towns Built: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Ores Mined: 8325
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Ores Mined: 1312
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Chimeras Created: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 273
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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