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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1653 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 7247 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.
oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.
so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.