Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 436
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Crops Grown: 5409 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Farms Harvested: 639 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Runes Activated: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5185 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 5484
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2497
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Buildings Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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