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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3553 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you dad jokes before exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking out dubstep beats.
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