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CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	2582	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	9468	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Farms Harvested:	778
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mines Excavated:	1271
Void Armor Forged:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Emeralds Found:	3783
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Votes:	5743
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Towns Built:	2

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Mines Excavated:	3613
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

Players:	95/600	Votes:	1641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	6902
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3