join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type No-griefing economy SMP
    Server Launch Date October 2018
    Pay-to-Win Store 0% pay-to-win store
    Special Features Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
    Technical Specs Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
    World Size Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I grief other players?

    No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

    2. Are there paid perks in the server?

    No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

    3. How can I claim land?

    Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

    4. What is the server difficulty level?

    The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

    5. How can I access the live map?

    Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

    Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

    Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?
    Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 5561 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BrasilBrosAdventure

    BrasilBrosAdventure
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

    And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

    So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 New Chunks Explored: 108514
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Potions Brewed: 119

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

    SantaGoneMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

    We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Magic Items Found: 3945 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BlockyParentRegrets

    BlockyParentRegrets
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Crops Grown: 1897 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

    KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 New Chunks Explored: 974797
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Nature Senses Alive

    Nature Senses Alive
    so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

    we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8510 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 65 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

    RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

    But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

    MomDebtNoMineCraft Server
    So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

    I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

    BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

    Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

    Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 129 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Animals Bred: 88

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

    Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 7635
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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