> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Gems Collected:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6534	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7902
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Animals Bred:	138
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	4909	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8647	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5327	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	5568
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.