> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	6427	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Ores Mined:	7852
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Farms Harvested:	467	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	1953
Star Shards Collected:	239	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	463	Divine Spears Created:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	820	New Chunks Explored:	433621
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7297
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	187

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	119	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Animals Bred:	141

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!