> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crops Grown:	6008	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	174	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	2431
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	1048
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	538648	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.