Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Towns Built: 10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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