Are you tired of dealing with sensitive spouses who can’t take a joke? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we value humor above all else! Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of a good laugh, even if it means poking fun at each other.

Join us and experience a world where ice cream payments are taken very seriously, where preschool spots are hotly debated, and where empathy is in short supply. Our community is full of outrageous stories and insane antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just be prepared to defend your credit card information with all your might – you never know when someone might try to make you pay for that late-night ice cream!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Magic Crystals Found: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Herobrine Sightings: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 26

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2437 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3763 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Potions Brewed: 178
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 272 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 194
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • FriendlyCraft

    FriendlyCraft

    We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 406
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • FaeTalesMC

    FaeTalesMC

    Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SuperSurvivalX

    SuperSurvivalX

    → IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 230
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Veroxus

    Veroxus

    Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Magic Items Found: 5247
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • IipuCraft

    IipuCraft

    Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Lava Rising

    Lava Rising

    Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Zombie Dances: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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